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Reprezenting the P-E-R to the I-O-D. HOLLA!
Holy Moses,
Diaryland, I forgot to mention the most exciting news! Because you have been long anticipating the arrival of my brand spankin new hormone free menstrual cycle, I am proud to announce the arrival of my period, 0lbs, 1.8 ounces. She arrived Friday in the middle of the night New York time, though I was in LA, she arrived in the shower at 2 am. Through condom breakage (x2) and Plan B (x2) she managed to keep on truckin' and show up for the party on the west siiiiiide
*makes west side hand gesture*. Mazal Tov to me and my uterus!
(P.S. I'm registered at CVS, I like Playtex but will accept all other brands, Advil Liquigels are also welcome.)
9:20 p.m. - 2008-05-20
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